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Please Let There Be A Dog At This Party

$19.99

Oh please let there be a dog at this party. It gives us something to do when there's nobody to talk to. A dog doesn't care that we just pretended to use the bathroom as an excuse to not stand around awkwardly. A dog doesn't care that we've been sipping an empty solo cup for twenty minutes because that weird dude you don't like is in the kitchen. A dog just wants to party with you. Pet that dog. Never stop. 

··· Unisex "Dog" Tank ···

 The Particulars

• Unisex
• 60/40 polyester/cotton
• Pre-shrunk (but may still shrink some during wash)
• Tubular construction
• 100% not on fire (only when not on fire)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Juliet is 5 foot 3 and wearing a small

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Photos by Jamie Kraus