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Definitely Not A Lizard Person


Greetings fellow humans, I too am a meat sack wrapped in human flesh. I'm not laying eggs right now. Nope. Stop looking at that. Those are ... rocks. I collect rocks. Like all humans. Let's go get mozzarella sticks.

The Particulars

• Unisex
• Black and Smoke are 100% cotton, Heather Purple, Blue, and Green are 60/40 polyester/cotton
• Pre-shrunk (but may still shrink some during wash)
• Tubular construction
• 100% not on fire (only when not on fire)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

Josh is 5 foot 9 and wearing a small

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