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Cilantro: The Devil's Lettuce

You wanna know the truth cuz I'll tell ya the truth man I'll tell ya! There is no "cilantro" gene. It just tastes like garbage. All of it! People that tell you it tastes "citrusy?" Liars, all of em! They just want to feel superior. Superior is for lakes you animals! 

  • Solid colors are 100% ringspun cotton
  • Heathers are 65% polyester
  • Tear away label
  • 100% not on fire (only when not on fire)

Giselle is 5 foot 3 and wearing a small

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