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Please Let There Be A Dog At This Party

A dog doesn't care that we just pretended to use the bathroom as an excuse to not stand around awkwardly. A dog doesn't care that we've been sipping an empty solo cup for twenty minutes because that weird dude you don't like is in the kitchen. A dog just wants to party with you. Pet that dog. Never stop. 

Unisex Dog Tank 

  • Solid colors are 100% ringspun cotton
  • Heather Grey is 10% polyester
  • Other heathers are 65% polyester
  • Tear away label
  • 100% not on fire (only when not on fire)

Juliet is 5 foot 5 and wearing a small. BC is 6 foot and wearing a medium.

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Photos by Jamie Kraus

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