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What to do at a party when you don't know anyone - Part 2

Kick a hole in the wall. Insert quarters. Complain that the vending machine is faulty. 

What to do at a party where you don't know anybody 1

Walk around and point at various pieces of furniture. Ask, “What is this, oak?”

What to do at a party where you don't know anyone  2

Keep asking people what their favorite Jethro Tull song is. Before they can answer, take out a flute and break it over your knee.

What to do at a party where you don't know anyone

Sneak into one of the bedrooms and draw a pentagram under the bed. Tell the host, “We’ve got a situation in here.”

What to do at a party where you don't know anyone 4

Ask everyone how much money they make. Don’t break eye contact. Laugh at whatever they say. “I make ten times that!”

What to do at a party where you don't know anyone 5

Lay on your stomach in the middle of the living room and count down from 100.

What to do at a party where you don't know anyone 6

 

 



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