Kick a hole in the wall. Insert quarters. Complain that the vending machine is faulty.
Walk around and point at various pieces of furniture. Ask, “What is this, oak?”
Keep asking people what their favorite Jethro Tull song is. Before they can answer, take out a flute and break it over your knee.
Sneak into one of the bedrooms and draw a pentagram under the bed. Tell the host, “We’ve got a situation in here.”
Ask everyone how much money they make. Don’t break eye contact. Laugh at whatever they say. “I make ten times that!”
Lay on your stomach in the middle of the living room and count down from 100.