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How to start a t-shirt business (in 10 steps)

How to start a t-shirt business in 10 steps

  • Step 1: Read a lot of stuff telling you not to start a t-shirt business.

How to start a t-shirt business in 10 steps

  • Step 2: Stop reading things.

  • Step 3: Accidentally forget how to read.

  • Step 4. Buy a bunch of Dr. Seuss books.

How to start a t-shirt business in 10 steps

  • Step 5: Mistakenly think that watching 2003's The Cat In The Hat is a good idea.

  • Step 6: Mourn the decline of Mike Myers' career.

  • Step 7: Realize that Mike Myers might be perfectly happy with his life, and what I'm really doing is projecting my own insecurities about failure and being forgotten.

how to start a t-shirt business in 10 steps

 

  • Step 8: Feel cold and alone, and realize the only thing that can comfort me in my time of need is a soft, warm t-shirt swaddling me to sleep.

  • Step 9. Come to understand that this is what Mike Myers was trying to say with The Cat In The Hat all along.

  • Step 10: Decide to start a t-shirt business because that's what Mike Myers would have wanted.

How to start a t-shirt business in 10 steps



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  • Carl on

    Your funny


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